Drop your stats and get a real 0-100 score, a tier label, and a roast grounded in the actual Twitter algorithm. We punch at the numbers, never at you.
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A roast, but the score is honest
Most “roast” tools are pure theatre: a random insult and a made-up number. This one is a joke on the surface and a real audit underneath. The score comes from signals the Twitter algorithm actually weighs, engagement rate, follower-to-following ratio, posting cadence, and reach, so the tier you land in reflects something true about the account, not a coin flip. The comedy is just the delivery.
What the tiers mean
Twitter Ghost: barely posting. Everything compounds from consistency, so start there.
Lurker: you consume, you do not post. The content is in your head; get it out.
Reply Guy: solid mid. You show up; now give the algorithm a reason to push you.
Certified Poster: strong and consistent. You have found a lane; now widen it without losing the voice.
Main Character: strong across the board. The job now is keeping the voice that got you here.
Whatever tier you land in, the fix is the same: post more consistently, in a voice worth following. For the real read behind the jokes, the free Twitter Account Audit explains each signal, and our posting schedule gives you the system.
after the roast
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What is Roast My Profile?
How is the score calculated?
Is the score accurate?
Do you store my data or need my password?
What counts as a good score?
Can I roast someone else's account?
How do I improve my roast score?
What is a good follower-to-following ratio?
How do I actually improve my account?