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Roast my Twitter profile. Be honest.

Drop your stats and get a real 0-100 score, a tier label, and a roast grounded in the actual Twitter algorithm. We punch at the numbers, never at you.

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A roast, but the score is honest

Most “roast” tools are pure theatre: a random insult and a made-up number. This one is a joke on the surface and a real audit underneath. The score comes from signals the Twitter algorithm actually weighs, engagement rate, follower-to-following ratio, posting cadence, and reach, so the tier you land in reflects something true about the account, not a coin flip. The comedy is just the delivery.

What the tiers mean

  • Twitter Ghost: barely posting. Everything compounds from consistency, so start there.

  • Lurker: you consume, you do not post. The content is in your head; get it out.

  • Reply Guy: solid mid. You show up; now give the algorithm a reason to push you.

  • Certified Poster: strong and consistent. You have found a lane; now widen it without losing the voice.

  • Main Character: strong across the board. The job now is keeping the voice that got you here.

Whatever tier you land in, the fix is the same: post more consistently, in a voice worth following. For the real read behind the jokes, the free Twitter Account Audit explains each signal, and our posting schedule gives you the system.

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