A roast, but the score is honest
Most “roast” tools are pure theatre: a random insult and a made-up number. This one is a joke on the surface and a real audit underneath. The score comes from signals the Twitter algorithm actually weighs, engagement rate, follower-to-following ratio, posting cadence, and reach, so the tier you land in reflects something true about the account, not a coin flip. The comedy is just the delivery.
What the tiers mean
- Twitter Ghost: barely posting. Everything compounds from consistency, so start there.
- Lurker: you consume, you do not post. The content is in your head; get it out.
- Reply Guy: solid mid. You show up; now give the algorithm a reason to push you.
- Certified Poster: strong and consistent. You have found a lane; now widen it without losing the voice.
- Main Character: strong across the board. The job now is keeping the voice that got you here.
Whatever tier you land in, the fix is the same: post more consistently, in a voice worth following. For the real read behind the jokes, the free Twitter Account Audit explains each signal, and our posting schedule gives you the system.
What is Roast My Profile?
A free tool that scores your X account 0 to 100 from stats you type in, hands you a tier from Twitter Ghost to Main Character, and roasts your weakest numbers. It runs entirely in your browser and nothing is stored.
How is the score calculated?
Transparently, from four real signals: engagement (your average likes), follower-to-following ratio, posting cadence (posts per year), and reach (follower count). No LLM, no black box. The same factors the X algorithm actually cares about.
Is the score accurate?
It is a fun, directional read from the public stats you enter, not an official X metric. The algorithm tidbits attached to each result, however, are real, drawn from X's own leaked ranking code.
Do you store my data or need my password?
Neither. You type the numbers yourself, the roast is computed in your browser, and nothing is uploaded or saved. No login, no API access to your account.
What counts as a good score?
Under 20 is a Twitter Ghost, 20 to 40 a Lurker, 40 to 60 a Reply Guy, 60 to 80 a Certified Poster, and 80 plus is Main Character. Most accounts land in the middle; engagement and consistency move the needle most.
Can I roast someone else's account?
Yes. The tool only uses the public stats you type in, so you can drop in any account's follower, following, post, and average-like counts to roast a friend, a rival, or a big creator. Keep it good-natured: it roasts the numbers, not the person.
How do I improve my roast score?
Lift the two signals that move the score most: engagement and reach. Post consistently in a voice that is actually yours, reply to bigger accounts (a reply is weighted far above a like), and let your follower-to-following ratio climb past 1.0. Consistency beats volume.
What is a good follower-to-following ratio?
Above 1.0 means more people follow you than you follow back, which suggests your content pulls follows on its own. Well above 1.0 reads as a sought-after account; far below 1.0 reads as someone doing the reaching. The roast weights this, but it matters less than engagement and reach.
How do I actually improve my account?
Post consistently in a voice that is actually yours. A roast-worthy account is usually a quiet or generic one. VoiceMoat trains on your writing and drafts posts that sound like you, so showing up is easy. You can start with a paid trial.